drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
If no one comes back from the future to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
In 2010, there were 8 school shootings in the US.
In 2011, there were 10.
In 2012, there were 14.
In 2013? 28.
If that doesn’t horrify you, then I don’t know what would.